except for vriska who ate the napkins instead
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me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….



I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.



why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

i just rly love rate my lizard

Anonymous asked: "i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity"



teroknortailor asked: "Whatta leezard whould recommending you to have for beginning? what LAZER u benginner witha? is PEPeronIE only wIZARD fors you? Wishing the Pep-Peps and the human person a mucha happy day!"


Mast get the qutest lizard you can…. Suggest! Line up in a Dateshow Lateshow Gametime and give intervirw: hello whom would take me on the Nice Beachdate and who would want a do a kiss kiss scrub my hair on the firstdate?? Then choose form that!


also geat a crested gecko leopar gecko or blue tpongue skink or can get a beardie dragons (bit harder) but use NO sand for any of THOSE also only get ONE!!! goo doo a research real good and certain have the Cash Munnay fo your new Hunnay!

(also first liziopp was pepaw and also Wizaxds are all lizardsd and Thank also)


this post is my magnum opus


there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life


When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 


After Dark…. Addults Only

N.S.FW (notsafe for wart removal) DONT use for that


i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep


invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase


when u type ;) instead of :)