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orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….









queenofattolia:

daddyhyung:

I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.





aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it





i just rly love rate my lizard





Anonymous asked: "i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity"

olivegarden:

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teroknortailor asked: "Whatta leezard whould recommending you to have for beginning? what LAZER u benginner witha? is PEPeronIE only wIZARD fors you? Wishing the Pep-Peps and the human person a mucha happy day!"

rate-my-reptile:

Mast get the qutest lizard you can…. Suggest! Line up in a Dateshow Lateshow Gametime and give intervirw: hello whom would take me on the Nice Beachdate and who would want a do a kiss kiss scrub my hair on the firstdate?? Then choose form that!

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also geat a crested gecko leopar gecko or blue tpongue skink or can get a beardie dragons (bit harder) but use NO sand for any of THOSE also only get ONE!!! goo doo a research real good and certain have the Cash Munnay fo your new Hunnay!

(also first liziopp was pepaw and also Wizaxds are all lizardsd and Thank also)





toyotatacomaseatcovers:

this post is my magnum opus





demoriel:

there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life





weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 





rate-my-reptile:

After Dark…. Addults Only

N.S.FW (notsafe for wart removal) DONT use for that





feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep





princessskittybot:

invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase





cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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