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gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.





buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name.

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name.





ostolero:

burgerwizard:

ostolero:

chemtrails 。◕‿◕。
reptilians (◡‿◡✿)
hollow earth (◕‿◕✿)
freemasonry (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
the grassy knoll (✿ ♥‿♥)
aleister crowley ♥(ノ´∀`)
transcendental illumination ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

reptilians having squirmy little transformations n__n

ewige blumenkraft (◕‿◕)ノ✿





How To Date: 

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater






tags: #jai

milliardo:

when your white friends defend you

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tags: #me
look at me now, I’m getting paper #me

look at me now, I’m getting paper #me










tags: #beach
we made some ill sand structures at the #beach the other day

we made some ill sand structures at the #beach the other day





thebrookeofdragons:

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my gif froze and now I found my christmas card for this year.





captainarnerica:

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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omfg





me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon




harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone





yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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ihavefriendsinanalspaces:

this is not helping the current situation but its not hurting it eather so

ihavefriendsinanalspaces:

this is not helping the current situation but its not hurting it eather so