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denchgang:

mustbetheshroomsbro:

denchgang:

why must girls swear. even my manly ears cannot take such things!

Why must men be little bitches

my manly ears! i cant hear this





charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her





elvencommander:

WHAT IS WITH TINY TINY TINY FONT ON BLOGS. I am a GIANT with POOR EYESIGHT that CANNOT SEE THE TINY THING THAT U HAVE TYPED.





proctalgia:

one time a boy i didnt like kept trying to sext me so i sent him this

image



threshecutioner:

he’s going to kick everyone’s ass.





oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.



so someone gave me mod priveleges on r/gamergate 

lieutenantfish:

savagelyaverage:

tetra-cube:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gamergate/ this is what I did

legendary

it took me a while to get it because I didn’t want to click on anything lmao









sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)





dicaeopolis:

sweatydoughnutpeach:

dicaeopolis:

francieum

peasants

the scalene triangle

reblog if u a tru 2012 kid

what’s francieum???

they are forgetting





saddeer:

the only vine that matters 



thinking about putting donuts on boyfriend’s dick before a blowjob and laughing too hard to sext him back





kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”






tags: #omg

spooky-lussuria:

xxxtacofurious:

a-bit-of-candlewax-left:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE

GAVIN